Animal kingdom Quote by Merrill Markoe

“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.”

— Diane Messidoro

“Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and…

— Gary Ghislain

“I sometimes glance around during church and wonder, ‘Who else is wearing a butt plug? Just me? Nah, can’t be. Oh, that guy! He’s…

— DX

“Why bother? Why in the world would I need a new man in my life at this time? Such foolishness. I might get a…

— Jack Erickson

“Because the dumb slut slept with him, and he’s too nice to–” WHAM, out of nowhere he nose-butts me in the fist!”

— Eliza Crewe

“Hipster Chick personally brings it to the table, and there’s a phone number written in ketchup on his plate. He looks at her. Looks…

— Kellen Burden

“You just like to piss me off,” Jack said. “Well, there’s that. On the other hand, we’ll find out really fast just how much…

— Christine Feehan

“I reckon you could go ahead and shoot that dog and git you another one with regular anal sacs and wouldn’t nobody be the…

— John Green

“Someone's at the door! Someone's at the door!!!" they both yelled. "I just told you, it's my—" I called, knowing they couldn't hear. "Hey.…

— Merrill Markoe

“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?” “Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”

— Etienne Guerin DeForest

“You’re not going to sniff my ass, are you? Like a dog?”

— Vivi Anna

“In this dirty minded world, you are either someone's wife or someone's whore.”

— John Irving