Bdsm Quote by DX

“It’s like a fart in church.”

— Margaret Atwood

“Your butt in a pew does not true worship make.”

— Jacquelle Crowe

“Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.”

— James Patterson

“This was gonna go over like a fart in church.”

— Jennifer L. Hart

“Oh for the love of God put a butt plug in the male tough-guy crap.”

— Larissa Ione

“i love god soo much, but he like butt raping.”

— Jesús Zulaika

“He rolled his eyes and then frowned at both me and Ian (Somerhalder). “That guy takes a shit, too, you know.” I shook my…

— Tina Reber

“I decided to get my butt up out of the coffin, just like Jesus Christ, and come and chitchat with all my beautiful and…

— Heather O'Neill

“I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.”

— Emma Donoghue

“NOT MY BUTT!!!!”

— ZAch lilly

“You might think you're a grown man, but I have absolutely no problem getting my spatula out and serving you up a helping of…

— Elle Casey

“He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt.”

— Hilary Winston