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Cookies Quote by Merrill Markoe

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“You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.”

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Voltaire was a smart cookie.

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Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.

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Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)

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I try a different cookie recipe every time I bake.

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Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.

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Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

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