Elementary school Quote by Justin Halpern

“I bet college doesn’t have parking issues like this.”

— Francesca Zappia

“The cars rushing below knew nothing. People in cars weren't New Yorkers anyway, they'd suffered some basic misunderstanding. The two boys on the walkway,…

— Jonathan Lethem

“On the roads around where I live there are large numbers of idiots who will not park their cars on their driveways.”

— Joe Cater

No one drives in Manhattan - in fact, many of the folks who live in Manhattan don't even have driving licenses!

— Moby

“I know second-generation New Yorkers who have never been to Brooklyn;”

— Pete Hamill

“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Best advice ever: Drive slow in parking lots.”

— K. Velk

“I could sit in restaurants or parking lots with my parents forever, because I knew as soon as we pulled into our driveway, my…

— Kimberly Rae Miller

Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“You’d think I was the first sixteen-year-old ever to drive a minivan through the kitchen the way my parents were acting. Seriously. It’s had…

— Erin Lynn

“Parked in the school lot, I grab their two backpacks, which I swear weigh more than they do, get out, and open the back…

— Lisa Genova

“And if this random, aimless driving worried parents, the driving was certainly preferable to the parking. More girls got pregnant in the summer than…

— Kathleen Gilles Seidel