“I assume therefore I think I think yet still don't know a goddamn thing.” — Brian Spellman Cogito-ergo-sum Copy Share Image
“I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for… — Brian Spellman Addict Copy Share Image
“Now I lay me down to sweeps, my Nielsen monitoring sold to keep. If I should die before I wake, display my… — Brian Spellman Advertising-humor Copy Share Image
“I went to a self-help group. I helped myself to their buffet. It was a pot down on luck. (I brought corn.)” — Brian Spellman Self help Copy Share Image
“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one." True, but they're not all full of shit.” — Brian Spellman Cliches Copy Share Image
“Absolute power instructs absolutely, kindergarten on.” — Brian Spellman Absolute power Copy Share Image
“I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.” — Brian Spellman Acting Copy Share Image
“They ... "Well, you know what they say." "They? Who are they?" I said. "You know, us we-s should get together to… — Brian Spellman They Copy Share Image
