Humor Quote by Brian Spellman Download Open image ““The glass is completely full...of shit.”” — Brian Spellman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Pessimism Pessimist Pessimistic Puns
“The glass is not half empty; it is half full.” — Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Found Copy Share Image
“The glass is neither half full or half empty but merely too large for the contents.” — Chris Byrd Copy Share Image
“Half full or half empty, just be thankful if your glass has anything in it at all.” — D.E. Sievers Copy Share Image
“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.” — Catherine Goldhammer Copy Share Image
“I don't wish to argue, whether the glass is half empty or half full, as long as what it holds, is pure and delightful.” — Akash Mandal Copy Share Image
“It's not whether your glass is empty or full, it's what you do with it that really matters.” — Sue Nelson Buckley Copy Share Image
“Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“The glass is neither half empty, nor half full. The glass is just a glass and it's content can perpetually change with your perception.” — Jennifer Sodini Copy Share Image
“Whether your glass is half full or half empty, hope can fill it up.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water.” — Debbie Viguié Copy Share Image
“If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to knock the sense out of me to sense that, then I sense… — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I don't like peoples, only persons among peoples. I've developed an allergy against being outnumbered, a price for originality.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
