Humor Quote by Brian Spellman Download Open image ““Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.”” — Brian Spellman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Mothers Pessimism Pessimist Pessimistic
“The crust is the best part,” he explained around his mouthful of food. “If they made an all-crust pizza, I’d be a pig in… — Priscilla Glenn Copy Share Image
“I think you are too concerned with the crust of life and not the gooey chocolate center...” — Douglas Berger Copy Share Image
“Right, except I'm not going to lie to my mom, because what kind of bastard lies to his own mother?” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to get involved in an argument, so I lied, saying that I wasn't being crabby at all, I was just looking… — David Finch Copy Share Image
“Mom: Callie, just tell me. Please. I’ll bake you your favorite pie.” — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
“The constant lying to my mom didn't feel like the best decision I'd made all day. But it didn't feel like the worst one,… — Cecilia Vinesse Copy Share Image
“Trust your judgment, baby witch. No one else's. You've got good instincts for someone flakier than my mum's pie crust." (Leprechaun to Rachel)” — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“My mother laughed and told me she was only doing what mothers have always done for their sons. Then she told me that it… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
“Don’t tell her that your moms knew right away what it was, that she recognized its smell from the year the United States invaded… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
“I'm a mother," said her mother, in her foodless flat where the dust did not dare to settle, "and I know what I know.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to knock the sense out of me to sense that, then I sense… — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I don't like peoples, only persons among peoples. I've developed an allergy against being outnumbered, a price for originality.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
