Self help Quote by Brian Spellman

“First, let me finish. Then interrupt.”

— Brian Spellman

“You know what they say. They?”

— Brian Spellman

“If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to knock the sense out of me to sense that, then I sense…

— Brian Spellman

“I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.”

— Brian Spellman

“I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.”

— Brian Spellman

“There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.”

— Brian Spellman

“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.”

— Brian Spellman

“I don't like peoples, only persons among peoples. I've developed an allergy against being outnumbered, a price for originality.”

— Brian Spellman

“My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.”

— Brian Spellman

“GENERAL INTELLIGENCE! Form a straight line.”

— Brian Spellman

“We have our difference in common.”

— Brian Spellman

“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.”

— Brian Spellman