Humour Quote by Henry H. Neff

I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.

— Demetri Martin

“Next I placed four statues of the four founders in the Entrance Hall, which came alive and selected students from the throng in front…

— J.K. Rowling

It is all very well for people with fine arts degrees, but for ordinary people like myself, we want a statue to look like…

— Ken Livingstone

“It was difficult to image quite where this gentleman [a statue] could have come from: he was a little too cheerful for a saint…

— Susanna Clarke

“Every student doffed his hat when the president approached, and bowed as he passed, or faced his wrath. Freshmen, meanwhile, acted as flunkies for…

— Alexander Rose

Statues are one of the ways I try to test the traditions of European culture against the most modern destructive forces. I often make…

— Tony Harrison

“surrounded by students who were all folded easily on their seats, all flush with knowledge, not of the subject of the classes, but of…

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

“Our teacher, Mr. Stratton, was way distracting with his angular face and broad shoulders. The dark-rimmed glasses he wore had caused many a breathy…

— Katrina Abbott

“the students with their clear skin and shining eyes and inviting innocence, like a blank surface one wishes to scribble obscenities on.”

— Adam Begley

“Within the grand scale of things, sitting in a classroom day after day is so utterly meaningless and pointless that it actually makes his…

— Tabitha Suzuma

“Let me guess: you were one of those kids who had a chair dedicated to you in detention in school." "Was not. They retired…

— Toni McGee Causey

“We remained there some time, then went back into the other galleries of the museum. In the interval more people had arrived, and it…

— Erich Maria Remarque