You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Satire, being levelled at all, is never resented for an offence by any. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
“Well, really, how would you like to make love with someone who kept twittering about his pure mystic modality and wanted to… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
If an historian were to relate truthfully all the crimes, weaknesses, and disorders of mankind, his readers would take his work for… — Pierre Bayle Copy Share Image
“In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in… — Reductress Copy Share Image
Anyone should be able to express themselves in any context. Obviously, there are arguments against appropriation, but it's one thing when someone… — Christian Scott Copy Share Image
Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. The nearer I approach the end, the plainer I hear… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Have a little sociological beano. As you said - in sociology one can do anything and call it work.” — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
Satire must always accompany any free society. It is an absolute necessity. Even in the most repressive medieval kingdoms, they understood the… — Joe Randazzo Copy Share Image
“The PM glanced a look of pure malevolence. A terrifying glimpse into what madness, ego and naked ambition it takes to lead… — Alan Dean Copy Share Image
“Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It's so funny that people think I actually ran for President. I am maybe the most un-political person you're ever going to… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Among the writers of antiquity there are none who instruct us more openly in the manners of their respective times in which… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
“Generally, you have to love someone else a lot to keep carrying on like that, I thought. To have nothing and no… — Michael Reed Copy Share Image
“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“She said when a boy and a girl dog copulate, the head of the boy's penis swells and the vaginal muscles of… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Religion, a mediaeval form of unreason, when combined with modern weaponry becomes a real threat to our freedoms. This religious totalitarianism has… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“I never said it was a rational problem,” Galahad said. “Just one that is yelled at high volume.” — Steve McHugh Copy Share Image
I've tried to stay away from mild satire. I want an audience to feel something more powerful for their ten bucks. If… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
