Jokes Quote by Alice Cooper

Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb other people…

— David Cross

The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it - politics - was important... that public policy was important. Then I transitioned…

— Al Franken

I ran for the electoral college. I didn't run for the popular vote.

— Donald Trump

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

— Janeane Garofalo

When I was a senior, I ran for class president. And I lost. One of my opponents even told me I was "really stupid"…

— Hillary Clinton

It was amazing that I was ever elected.

— Ian Paisley

I certainly never thought I would run for office myself. If someone had suggested it, I would have laughed out loud.

— Jennifer Granholm

It's funny: When I first heard they were thinking of me for the president in 'Independence Day,' I just assumed it was a comedy…

— Bill Pullman

I am a political human being. I have - that's one of my interests. I studied political science in college. I was actually going…

— Maz Jobrani

I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running.

— Grace Hansen

I ran for president in 1996.

— Arlen Specter

The joke I always make is I'm either running for reelection, running for Senate, running for governor, or running for my life. The latter…

— Cory Booker