Don't always know what I am talking about, feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Is everybody that depressed? It's a depressing feeling to me. You know: "I lost my baby." I don't care if you lost… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
She didn't know that there was more of me, she'd have to learn to love all four of me. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Johnny [Depp] got this rock 'n' roll old soul to him. If I say a song, he goes, 'Oh yeah. I know… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Don't always know what I am talking about, feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
That's like making fun of a maniac because his brain isn't completely right, because he isn't in the norm. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both.… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding your own… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal? — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image