Stage Quotes by Alice Cooper

The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller.

— Alice Cooper

Why don't you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot.

— Alice Cooper

When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as…

— Alice Cooper

There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time.

— Alice Cooper

Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.

— Alice Cooper

Don't always know what I am talking about, feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt.

— Alice Cooper

That's like making fun of a maniac because his brain isn't completely right, because he isn't in the norm.

— Alice Cooper

I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both.…

— Alice Cooper

To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding your own…

— Alice Cooper

How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?

— Alice Cooper

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New…

— Alice Cooper

My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When…

— Alice Cooper

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.

— Alice Cooper

It's like this - these five members have been influenced of course by other groups, because that's where this generation's groups came from -…

— Alice Cooper

You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going…

— Alice Cooper