When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Is everybody that depressed? It's a depressing feeling to me. You know: "I lost my baby." I don't care if you lost… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
If somebody had told me that you have a choice of being a rock star or playing left field for the Tigers,… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Besides, when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn't already a Bush supporter, I would have… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Johnny [Depp] got this rock 'n' roll old soul to him. If I say a song, he goes, 'Oh yeah. I know… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
You ain't no Hepburn and I ain't no Fonda, but if you were drowning in Golden Ponda, mouth to mouth I'd resuscitate… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Don't always know what I am talking about, feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
That's like making fun of a maniac because his brain isn't completely right, because he isn't in the norm. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both.… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding your own… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal? — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image