Humor Quote by Babe Walker Download Open image ““She looked like a dead Teletubby.”” — Babe Walker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Humorous-quotes
“No.” Her eyes were like chips of stone. “He died because the Telestines have enslaved us. He died for humanity.” He” — Nick Webb Copy Share Image
“It looked like I was the dead itself, and that isn't something someone should aspire to look like.” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“She looked like a woman who had spent her whole life waiting in line.” — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
“Happily I didn't see her after she'd died, except for her legs, which were visible from the doorway and looked like slender tree limbs… — Arthur Golden Copy Share Image
“When she landed, I thought her eyes looked into mine. She had fallen on her back, on top of the others. The bullet had… — Michael Kaan Copy Share Image
“At first he thought she was an ordinary woman. Well, an ordinary dead woman anyways.” — Lori Lamothe Copy Share Image
“If you are a girl, and you’ve had a significant relationship with someone, chances are you’ve saved all the pictures/letters/supercute little notes from that… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“I don't really know who you are, but I'd appreciate it if I never found out.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“We adopted a pug with cancer and changed his name from Lucas to Lulu Guinness. I’m in the process of turning him gay by… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“Even though I don’t give a shit about sports, I’ll always give a shit about courtside seats. It’s just who I am.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“Ew to you telling me not to ew you, though.” “Ew to you having a stalker in the first place. It’s so nineties.” “Your… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“His intrusion into my life was an assault on everything I hold dear: my body, my mind, and my Birkins.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“Well... don't tell anyone, but I've been getting a colonic every Saturday morning for the past two months. And I'm obsessed. It's like having… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“My dad should have listened to me when I told him that college was not my thing. Instead, he insisted on learning a $200,000… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“That being said, I fucking HATE shopping with other people. I insist on doing it alone because it’s the only activity that truly centers… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“I arrived at Charlie’s apartment building with one objective: smoke a joint, weigh myself, take a bath, eat something small, weigh myself again, and… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“It was like skydiving but way more intense. Like if you took two Ambien and then went skydiving and forced yourself to stay awake… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
