Lose weight Quote by Babe Walker

“I did get a colonic, but I've decided not write about it at length. I didn't find it helpful or enlightening. I can tell…

— A.J. Jacobs

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“The only time my bowels are cooperative is during my period, when I will poop seventeen times a day. Sophie and I keep each…

— Lucy Vine

“- You know what this is? - Nope - It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.”

— Warren Ellis

“My gut isn't wrong. Except when it has diarrhea. Then it is very, very wrong.”

— Sara Wolf

“Me: Yes, I'd like some colon cleanse. It's something that cleans you out so your antidepressants work better. Pharmacist: I think you're using your…

— Jenny Lawson - The Bloggess

So inane-I cause Colon Blow pain

— El-P

“Look, I didn’t ask for any of this, but I’m here now. I get that it’s dangerous. I get that I’m fat. I get…

— Bill Blais

“Screwed up intestinal tracts is only the beginning of extreme bodily damage caused by hardcore anal acts. Many women experience other medical maladies such…

— Shelley Lubben

A friend told me to listen to my heart. Another friend told me to listen to my gut. Maybe I need an autopsy, because…

— Paul Reiser

“I stood back up and looked down at my feces. A lovely snail-shell architecture, still steaming. Borromini. My bowels must be in good shape,…

— Umberto Eco