“If you are a girl, and you’ve had a significant relationship with someone, chances are you’ve saved all the pictures/letters/supercute little notes… — Babe Walker Relationship Copy Share Image
“I don't really know who you are, but I'd appreciate it if I never found out.” — Babe Walker Humor Copy Share Image
“We adopted a pug with cancer and changed his name from Lucas to Lulu Guinness. I’m in the process of turning him… — Babe Walker Every morning Copy Share Image
“Even though I don’t give a shit about sports, I’ll always give a shit about courtside seats. It’s just who I am.” — Babe Walker Sports Copy Share Image
“Ew to you telling me not to ew you, though.” “Ew to you having a stalker in the first place. It’s so… — Babe Walker First place Copy Share Image
“His intrusion into my life was an assault on everything I hold dear: my body, my mind, and my Birkins.” — Babe Walker Life Copy Share Image
“Well... don't tell anyone, but I've been getting a colonic every Saturday morning for the past two months. And I'm obsessed. It's… — Babe Walker Lose weight Copy Share Image
“My dad should have listened to me when I told him that college was not my thing. Instead, he insisted on learning… — Babe Walker Education Copy Share Image
“That being said, I fucking HATE shopping with other people. I insist on doing it alone because it’s the only activity that… — Babe Walker Doing It Alone Copy Share Image
“I arrived at Charlie’s apartment building with one objective: smoke a joint, weigh myself, take a bath, eat something small, weigh myself… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“It was like skydiving but way more intense. Like if you took two Ambien and then went skydiving and forced yourself to… — Babe Walker Humor Copy Share Image
“Doctors, lawyers, and princes come and go. Oil money lasts forever.” — Babe Walker Money Copy Share Image
“I also took up smoking Marlboro Reds and model-scowling at everyone to ensure that I would have no unwanted interactions. It worked,… — Babe Walker Thank god Copy Share Image
“You should never have to work to make a living. You’re smarter than that.” — Babe Walker Life Copy Share Image
“I’ve found that falling asleep is the best way to politely excuse yourself from an unwanted interaction.” — Babe Walker Falling asleep Copy Share Image
“My choice of nail color represents three things: my mood color at the time, an interpretation of Nature’s seasonal color of the… — Babe Walker Nature Copy Share Image
