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“Lappi tue d'Auge uf - Delightful fool, open your eyes” — Schaffhausen Schwabentor Switzerland Copy Share Image
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“We may be pilgrims passing through this world, but let's not be grim-pills in the process!” — Arthur D Bardswell Copy Share Image
“On the toilet no one is a star. Remember that and you will go far in life.” — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
“Q: Best part about being a musical theatre book writer? A: Explaining what that is.” — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
“Mother-in-laws are necessary, as are mosquitoes, athlete's foot, and beets.” — Ed Williams Copy Share Image
“On those who judge, illusions are entertaining; In honestly, I find error in some of their truth.” — Cathy Stevenson Copy Share Image
“Uncle Drew shouts. “You are a disgrace. Your mother should have swallowed.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Truth: last week I online shopped too much. Then I ate 2 pounds of jelly beans to feel better about that. In… — Anna White Copy Share Image
“When you're twenty-one, life is a roadmap. It's only when you get to twenty-five or so that you begin to suspect you've… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I'm apparently in love with a thirteen-year-old who makes lewd sex jokes in public, shamelessly plays footsy with me under the table… — Daryl Banner Copy Share Image
“I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every once in a… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“By the way, I have a bone to pick with you." Esperetta "Only one?" Velkan "At the moment." Esperetta "Then I can't… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“You gave me a dead frog for my birthday! To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by… — Soman Chainani Copy Share Image
“Hanni, I’m going to have to watch you carefully. You may break a lot of hearts in London.” “What am I to… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
“It's all right, darling. I'll finish the financial report on my own. I can think clearly before sex and stay awake afterwards.… — Barbara Taylor Bradford Copy Share Image
“When the call ended, Haley went back into the bedroom where Falon was lying in bed with an arm over her eyes.… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“Oh, you savvy conversationalist, you know it! Communication is like a magnet for connection—pulling in all the witty banter, charming dialogue, and… — lifeispositive.com Copy Share Image
“...Falon sucked hard on her straw and swallowed. “You haven’t mentioned a girlfriend or a wife.” “That’s because I don’t have one.”… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“Do you recall telling Dr. Phillips during your appointment on February second of last year that you needed to be tested for… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Okay, I've only just found out the final lineup for Slytherin," said Angelina, consulting a piece of parchment. "Last year's Beaters, Derrick… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly. “It’s a ballad, Alf, and to be honest,… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“...Stella’s tiny butt stuck in the air as she stretched to reach a weed. She was wearing a pair of jeans and… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“Let me see,” Opal said. She quickly slurped up the rest of her lunch and then took the collar. She examined it… — Mark Caldwell Jones Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
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