“The closest I ever came to a near death experience was living in LA.” — Deirdra Baldwin Copy Share Image
“Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“A grayeyard is not a democracy, and yet death is the great democracy..” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.” — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“I should never do anything pre-coffee. 'It was only a teeny fire,' I told my uncle over the phone.” — Cindy Brown Copy Share Image
“You want to grab something here, Brycin?” he asked, bending over again. Um . . . yeah. Your ass.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around inebriated.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
“I am a free spirit, who loves the company of most animals and some people!” — Captain Hank Bracker Copy Share Image
“You know you're officially an adult when you finally understand WHY Miss Hannigan was drinking bath water.” — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
“Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe... but am I worth, like, two Franks, or… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Conjugation of the irregular verb “to design”: I create, You interfere, He gets in the way. We cooperate, You obstruct, They conspire.” — David K. Brown Copy Share Image
“Kope!” the other guy yeled. “What the frick?! You got some cheetah blood in you or what?”“Seriously!” insisted Blake. “How did you… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“He stood at the table facing Flora and blowing heavily on his tea and staring at her. Flora did not mind. It… — Stella Gibbons Copy Share Image
“Look, this isn't about the ring or when I ever made a hamburger, which, for your information, was my senior year of… — Rachel Hauck Copy Share Image
“Charity turned over and hugged the pillow, a quote from Newton making her smile. Sleeping late was really more scientific than working… — Carol Storm Copy Share Image
“You gave me a dead frog for my birthday! To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by… — Soman Chainani Copy Share Image
“Hanni, I’m going to have to watch you carefully. You may break a lot of hearts in London.” “What am I to… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
“By the way, I have a bone to pick with you." Esperetta "Only one?" Velkan "At the moment." Esperetta "Then I can't… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Boric, feeling dizzy and light-headed, shambled toward Randor’s corpse, which was still making an impressive effort to pump blood to Randor’s head.… — Robert Kroese Copy Share Image
“Excerpt— So, let’s review, Doc… To maintain this ‘effortlessly’ youthful appearance of mine, I’ll need to schedule hormone therapy, use a daily… — Gabrielle Jordan Copy Share Image
“Okay, I've only just found out the final lineup for Slytherin," said Angelina, consulting a piece of parchment. "Last year's Beaters, Derrick… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Do you recall telling Dr. Phillips during your appointment on February second of last year that you needed to be tested for… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“...Falon sucked hard on her straw and swallowed. “You haven’t mentioned a girlfriend or a wife.” “That’s because I don’t have one.”… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“You would more probably have gone to the guillotine,' replied Sir Tristram, depressingly matter of fact. 'Yes, that is quite true,' agreed… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“...Stella’s tiny butt stuck in the air as she stretched to reach a weed. She was wearing a pair of jeans and… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly. “It’s a ballad, Alf, and to be honest,… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“When the call ended, Haley went back into the bedroom where Falon was lying in bed with an arm over her eyes.… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“If that phone ain't ringing, I assume it still ain't you" Randy Travis” — Carole Townsend Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“The fifth sense is "common sense"- either you have it or you don't.” — Jennifer Shong Copy Share Image