“Assisted him? Dylan made the repairs. I only fell and hit my head, from what I can recall. Yes, I make excellent… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
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“ Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least,… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.” — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“We need to mask your scent.” If stranger words had come out of his mouth, she hadn’t heard them. But then it… — Aimée Duffy Copy Share Image
“You didn't happen to install Windows when you upgraded me, did you?” — Kelly McCullough Copy Share Image
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“You pay for that,” he told Ian as he hopped off the hood. “You pay for that, now.” Ian and Peter ignored… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“The bus I am riding on must be on its way to a garbage convention. Never before has a more rancid assemblage… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
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