Humor Quote by Carole Townsend Download Open image ““If that phone ain't ringing, I assume it still ain't you" Randy Travis”” — Carole Townsend ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Humorous-quotes Randy Travis
“I'm sorry for calling you so early, but this couldn't wait. I can't go to dinner with you on Wednesday." "I can't see you… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“You should know by now that it takes patience and a forgiving attitude to be friends with Travis. He’s his own universe.” I shook… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“If this is really it...if you're really done with me...will you let me hold you tonight? - Travis” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“I wish you and Travis would just get your shit together! You're a goddamn tornado! When you're happy, it's love and peace and butterflies.… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“I’m done, Travis.” “Don’t say that.” “It’s over. Go home.” “You’re my home.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“This ain’t fucking right. He shoulda never been there.” “It was an accident, Travis. You couldn’t have known something like this was going to… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“She put Randy Travis on the CD player and sang at the top of her lungs. She found that the wine bottle made an… — Melissa Ecker Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, Shepley,” I called after him. He froze and wheeled around, with the face of a man that had reached his limit. “I… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
