“NEVER COUNT A SACRIFICE AS A COST; IT IS THE PRICE YOU MUST PAY!” — Livinus Godswill Copy Share Image
“Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".” — R. Alan Woods Copy Share Image
“Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.” — Delian Zahariev Copy Share Image
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.” — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
“Victory! Catherine wanted to pull the front of her top over her head and run around the office making V-signs. Of course… — Michele Gorman Copy Share Image
“Said Opie Read to E.P. Roe, "How do you like Gaboriau?" "I like him very much indeed!" Said E.P. Roe to Opie… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're going to have a watermelon come out of your flap-jack and that shit will never be the same. Never. - Madison” — Nicole Reed Copy Share Image
“It's all right, darling. I'll finish the financial report on my own. I can think clearly before sex and stay awake afterwards.… — Barbara Taylor Bradford Copy Share Image
“A cult? Jesus Christ. No wonder Anita is worried about her children. They’re like turkeys—they might drown themselves in the rain if… — S.A. Stovall Copy Share Image
“Chance! A word void of all meaning to people of the middle age! Everything is a manifestation of the divine will: this… — Achille Luchaire Copy Share Image
“I'm apparently in love with a thirteen-year-old who makes lewd sex jokes in public, shamelessly plays footsy with me under the table… — Daryl Banner Copy Share Image
“I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every once in a… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“...imagine you’re minding your own business, walking down the mall, looking for the perfect beard comb. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a midget… — Philip Rivera Copy Share Image
“I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Mummy can we keep him?" Madeleine asked with the wide eyes of a burgeoning crush. "Darling, little boys make terrible pets," Mrs.… — Gitty Daneshvari Copy Share Image
“Oh, you savvy conversationalist, you know it! Communication is like a magnet for connection—pulling in all the witty banter, charming dialogue, and… — lifeispositive.com Copy Share Image
“...Do you need a hug?” Payton asked with a smile. Ryann chuckled as Payton walked around the kitchen cabinet and held open… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“Me and Jason against you and Stacy.” Alana handed Alexis a badminton racket and grinned. “Yay,” Alexis said without even a smidgeon… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“You know, in some cultures, when you save someone's life, you're then responsible for it." Allison thought about telling him she'd seen… — Elle Todd Copy Share Image
“Dear Me, I made a jackass out of myself tonight. I couldn’t stop it. The second I saw Stacy, I sprouted big… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“I asked a nurse for dental floss and was told that I am not allowed dental floss. Apparently dental floss can be… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“Where ya goin’?” Coleen asked. “I’m taking Lena to dinner, then we’re going dancing.” Coleen threw a hand on her hip. “You… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” Celaena lifted another piece of paper. “If His Pirateness can’t be bothered to clean for us, then I… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Consistently sporadic and sporadically consistent. That's me.” — Denise Mansfield Bradberry Copy Share Image
“When you've got your health you've got everything, except a good story.” — J.P. Mac Copy Share Image
“Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?” — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
