Humorous-quotes Quote by Natasha Larry Download Open image ““Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?”” — Natasha Larry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous-quotes Short stories Young-adult-fantasy
“Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say.” — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
“He sounded like me when I sensed there were drugs around: "All I know is that if someone wants to get high, or wants… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Shepley’s girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn’t get enough, and I didn’t want to quit.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“How can one human being cause such a crack in my existence?” — Tarryn Fisher - Thief Copy Share Image
“I found that I was reaching, automatically, for another cigarette; my eyes and throat felt hot and aching, and my brain stupid. I let… — Mary Stewart Copy Share Image
“Peanut: Too much starbucks coffee, coffee, coffee! Jeff: You didn't have coffee before the show! Peanut: I admit it was crack. Jeff: You didn't… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“I wonder if the folks at Christian books will fire you when they find out about your devil powers-John Gramm” — Natasha Larry Copy Share
“Well, of course. But, we already knew that. I mean... I am kind of a big deal-Matt Carter” — Natasha Larry Copy Share
“He realized, even if she didn’t, that John possessed great wisdom as well as great power. Sometimes, making a real human connection was more… — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
“This doesn’t have to be hard, Mr. Carter. Tell me what you did or I promise that you’ll never be able to look at… — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
“Oh, yeah. He's dead, a voice inside her head confirmed. "No way!" Brianna backed away from him, looking around the room in panic. Yeah,… — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
“You don't find a masked man wielding a gun interesting? Tell me...what do you find interesting then-Matt Carter” — Natasha Larry Copy Share
“Get this under control as soon as you can young lady, because no one here gives a damn about your unlimited power-Mason Lerner” — Natasha Larry Copy Share
“A road trip with your ancient mommy is just what you need after falling off a mountain and having your soul ripped out by… — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
“He tries not to think about The Core...but he couldn't deny it...they were all becoming something else entirely. Darwin's Children” — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love?” — Christy Pastore Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“It’s a vampire cabal and I’m feeling like the odd human out…or lunch.” — Heather McVea Copy Share Image
“I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
