Starbucks Coffee Quote by Jeff Dunham

“Iced coffee is my crack.”

— Lynn Weingarten

“WHAT! WE CANT TALK AT THE SAME TIME! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, WE CAN'T DO IT!…

— Jeff Dunham

I can't be any more addicted to it than I already am,"Jamie said slowly, as though he'd rehearsed this, and then waiting for a…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

“Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today? Peanut: Yes we had a great day! Jose: No we did not. Peanut: Yes…

— Jeff Dunham

“Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?”

— Natasha Larry

“Jose: Do not drop me senor Jeff:i wont drop you,jose Jose:then i be jose jalapeno on the floor Peanut:do a little tap dance and…

— Jeff Dunham

“Jeff-did you guys have a good day? Jose-no Jeff-why Jose-he got my stick jammed in the car door Jeff-what?did you say sorry Jose- no…

— Jeff Dunham

“I never took drugs, because I am drugs”

— Salvador Dalí

“He is like ice cream without the calories or whiskey without the hangover. He's a drug. My drug.”

— Carmel Rhodes

“We should have made do at home. We threw away so much food." Ricky says, "We ran out of ketchup," and the rest of…

— Mary Kay Zuravleff

“Randy knew he wasn't an alcoholic because an alcoholic craved liquor. He never craved it. He just drank for pleasure and the most pleasurable…

— Pat Frank

“Crack is wack!”

— Whitney Houston