Starbucks Coffee Quote by Jarod Kintz

““One cup contains Starbucks coffee, and one holds diarrhea. But which is which? Drink it, and the one that doesn’t make you vomit is the diarrhea.””

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Let's tell people we voted because of the worldwide financial meltdown rather than the free cup of Starbucks coffee.

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