Coffee Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

— Nikhil Saluja

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

— Nikhil Saluja

I like my coffee like I like my coffee.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can't even remember your second cup.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your Thermos is on wheels.

— Nikhil Saluja

Let's never grab a cup of coffee sometime.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You help your dog chase its tail.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.

— Nikhil Saluja

You do not want to see me before I've had my coffee! And I don't want to see you after, so now…

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You channel surf faster without a remote.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. Don't talk to me after I've had my coffee. Don't talk to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee. Or after. Or on the weekends.

— Nikhil Saluja