Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You channel surf faster without a remote.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I never drink coffee, can you believe that? Works in morning television, doesn't drink coffee. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
“My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it. Now I can read any book I want.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My superpower is watching five hours of TV I'm not interested in because I can't reach the remote. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I drink coffee, I have to turn the lights off and lay down. I can't handle it. — Perfume Genius Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You help your dog chase its tail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
You know you are addicted to coffee when you still drink it and its over 100*F outside. — Kylee Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can't even remember your second cup. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
