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“Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done.” quote by Dana Gould — Download Open image

“Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done.”

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