As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism... What's hard is to learn to be an entertainer and make people… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I don't aim it at anybody specific, I don't aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Haner the guitar… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that sensibility that… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I am no kind of philanthropist or humanitarian, but it is really nice to get those emails from all over the world… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“Jeff: Are you married? Bubba J.: Yep. Jeff: Your wife pretty? Bubba J.: Ye... no! Jeff: What's the difference? Bubba J.: The light.” — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“Look, I know I didn't finish school but that frickin' says 'Sa ntah ah nah!” — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
My goal in any show is to make people laugh. That's the No. 1 thing. Everything else pales in comparison to that. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities on stage… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage, and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Even going to college, getting my degree in Radio TV and Film, as I was approaching the time when you have to decide on… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
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