Quote by Jeff Dunham Download Open image ““That afternoon I ordered an information packet.”” — Jeff Dunham ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“When you deliver information the way the other person wants to receive it, you increase your bottom line.” — Lisa Mininni Copy Share Image
“Judging from the unfamiliar number, I assumed the text came from Shannon. If not, I would see who came by my house at 4:30… — Michelle Madow Copy Share Image
“Today, wealth is in information. And the person who has the most timely information owns the wealth.” — Robert T. Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
“Calm down, I ordered myself. You're no good like this. Get a grip.” — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“This is a society that regards information, the ability to communicate instantly, as an entitlement.” — Ted Koppel Copy Share Image
“People give out information all the time. You just have to know who to ask.” — Laura Griffin Copy Share Image
As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“Jeff: Are you married? Bubba J.: Yep. Jeff: Your wife pretty? Bubba J.: Ye... no! Jeff: What's the difference? Bubba J.: The light.” — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“Look, I know I didn't finish school but that frickin' says 'Sa ntah ah nah!” — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
My goal in any show is to make people laugh. That's the No. 1 thing. Everything else pales in comparison to that. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities on stage… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage, and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Even going to college, getting my degree in Radio TV and Film, as I was approaching the time when you have to decide on… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Johnny Carson at least once before… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image