Comedy Quote by Patrick Stump

“I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice!”

— Nelson Jack

“There is no such thing as a social crack user.”

— David Carr

“Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?”

— Natasha Larry

“It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack!”

— Hillary DePiano

“Crack is wack!”

— Whitney Houston

“If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk.”

— Laura Kaye

“How can one human being cause such a crack in my existence?”

— Tarryn Fisher - Thief

“This is your most cracked idea ever ... I'll be over in 10 minutes.”

— Jason Hendeles

“Shepley’s girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn’t get enough, and I didn’t want to quit.”

— Jamie McGuire

“You're crackers.” “Marvelous isn't it? I find it's the only way to be.”

— Paul Magrs

“There is a crack in everything”

— Leonard Cohen

“Iced coffee is my crack.”

— Lynn Weingarten