“Me and Jason against you and Stacy.” Alana handed Alexis a badminton racket and grinned. “Yay,” Alexis said without even a smidgeon… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“Don't you understand how Cho's feeling at the moment?" [Hermione] asked. "No," said Ron and Harry together. Hermione sighed and laid down… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“I should never do anything pre-coffee. 'It was only a teeny fire,' I told my uncle over the phone.” — Cindy Brown Copy Share Image
“Surely after a milkshake has been shaken, shouldn't it be called a milkshook?” — Leo M Copy Share Image
“There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids.” — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
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“Conjugation of the irregular verb “to design”: I create, You interfere, He gets in the way. We cooperate, You obstruct, They conspire.” — David K. Brown Copy Share Image
“Nice, a dagger,” Piper scoffed. “It doesn't seem to be doing me much harm, though. Is this how you defend yourself? Showing… — Emily Morning Copy Share Image
“Everyone who tried your lemon tart loved it, Henry. It was the perfect excuse for you to talk to the people you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’d like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought.... HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit.” — Gish Jen Copy Share Image
“I’m insane, Jorie thought. She saw herself lying in a hospital bed, her wallet and valuables gone. When asked why she got… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“Few seem to be able to eat a turkey leg at Disneyland without splattering tsunami scale grease, so grab plenty of napkins… — Leslie Le Mon Copy Share Image
“Let me see,” Opal said. She quickly slurped up the rest of her lunch and then took the collar. She examined it… — Mark Caldwell Jones Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
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“She’d gotten through the entire evening without killing anyone. Lieutenant Eve Dallas, cop to the bone, figured the restraint showed enormous strength… — Robb J.D Copy Share Image
“If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged?” — Cowboy way Copy Share Image
“It's easy to have high morals when you'd be safe naked in the middle of San Quentin Prison.” — Ed Williams Copy Share Image
“you'll accomlish more with a kind word and a gun, than you will with a kind word alone.” — al capone Copy Share Image
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