“On those who judge, illusions are entertaining; In honestly, I find error in some of their truth.” — Cathy Stevenson Copy Share Image
“...imagine you’re minding your own business, walking down the mall, looking for the perfect beard comb. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a midget… — Philip Rivera Copy Share Image
“Mister if you want more to join,’ She said half-choked ‘you’ll have to put in the coin.” — Angelo Tsanatelis Copy Share Image
“Excerpt— So, let’s review, Doc… To maintain this ‘effortlessly’ youthful appearance of mine, I’ll need to schedule hormone therapy, use a daily… — Gabrielle Jordan Copy Share Image
“Someone said to me," Make a book title digestible." I’ll start: Curry Potter and the Sorcerer's Sauce.” — Aron Micko H.B Copy Share Image
“In movies, we are accustomed to seeing handsome actors. It's so commonplace on the screen, large or small, that we barely note… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“By the time that adorable steak and I had become one flesh I could have taken on the whole Valmy clan singlehanded.” — Mary Stewart Copy Share Image
“Kope!” the other guy yeled. “What the frick?! You got some cheetah blood in you or what?”“Seriously!” insisted Blake. “How did you… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Hanni, I’m going to have to watch you carefully. You may break a lot of hearts in London.” “What am I to… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
“GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with… — Ken Poirot Copy Share Image
“There is nothing more stimulating to the senses than that of a female body freshly emerged from a steaming hot shower, bathed… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
“I gave up drinking coffee for you. I swapped pizza for produce, and this is what I get in return?” — Barbara Valentin Copy Share Image
“Okay, I've only just found out the final lineup for Slytherin," said Angelina, consulting a piece of parchment. "Last year's Beaters, Derrick… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.” — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
“He needed to get involved with a virgin like he needed to get shot in the head.” — Grace Callaway Copy Share Image
“You know, in some cultures, when you save someone's life, you're then responsible for it." Allison thought about telling him she'd seen… — Elle Todd Copy Share Image
“After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever!” — Ann Taylor Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you all have never been to Doveport? Our sister city across the sea?” “People don’t say… — Terrance Crawford Copy Share Image
