Breaking the law Quote by Merce Cardus

“just received a letter from the Government declaring that my bedroom has become a Protected Nature Reserve for several species of endangered bacteria .…

— James Warwood

“She changed the locks on my condo... packed all my stuff up and threatened to throw it out… And she's holding my dog hostage.”

— Debbie Mason

“Who would vandalize a doghouse? I ask. "Cats?" Bee suggests.”

— Paula Stokes

“…if I become an admitted pet owner, then I have to pay not only a several hundred dollar deposit to the apartment complex, but…

— Weston Locher

“And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.”

— Robert J. Morrissette

“Gods, this is the best time to pull one of your scripted lines. It’s all perfectly safe, Queen Talyien. On my honour: little kittens…

— K.S. Villoso

“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except…

— Elle Lothlorien

“We don't like security rules and laws, but without them men will be animals, perhaps the most dangerous animals.”

— Amit Kalantri

Somewhat more broadly, I will suggest that animals should be permitted to bring suit, with human beings as their representatives, to prevent violations of…

— Anonymous

“No, sir, nothing of consequence happened on the property last night.  Some wildlife did make it on the property and caused”

— Richard Stephenson

“We may think we’ve given cats and dogs all sorts of rights, he says, but we can still buy, sell, and declaw them. And…

— David Grimm

“Yes, the house must be inhabited, and we will see by whom; for imagination is a licensed trespasser: it has no fear of dogs,…

— George Eliot