Funny Quote by Robert Kroese

“I stabbed the intruder with a knife. How else was I supposed to cut him into bite-sized pieces?”

— Jarod Kintz

“He picked up his knife and started carving again. He concentrated on the lines and planes of the wood to keep his mind from…

— Lorraine Heath

“Speaking was temporarily beyond him, what with the testicular trauma and ass-stabbing.”

— Glen Duncan

“It was difficult to understand him. On the one hand he pandered even to the most unimportant things while on the other he was…

— Heinz Linge

“There was something twisting in his gut that he wanted to deny and couldn't. It was like a knife in him that he could…

— Hazel B. West

“Along the way, he followed his own advice and snagged a pair of mismatched daggers from the corpses of fallen archers. They weren’t as…

— Drew Hayes

“He was like a knife, all harsh angles and violent promises.”

— Katherine Pine

“Afford me a very enjoyable view of his arse, which was a particularly tight and well-rounded specimen. He might have had a rod jammed…

— Helen Harper

“Actually, he hadn’t just complained; she’d come home from school one afternoon and found him stabbing his paperback edition with a steak knife, the…

— Tom Perrotta

“There was a stifled groan and the horrible sound of some one choking with blood. Three times the outstretched arms shot up convulsively, waving…

— Oscar Wilde

“And I wasn’t certain why I’d gone that route either. Picking out the knife, putting it close to his skin, threatening him? It had…

— V.J. Chambers

“As he thought of it, a sharp pang of pain struck through him like a knife and made each delicate fibre of his nature…

— Oscar Wilde