Humorous-quotes Quote by Michael Scott

“The nourishment of the people is a good object; to massacre them is a bad means.”

— Victor Hugo

“I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON. AFTER ALL,…

— Terry Pratchett

“Most people are quite dense. They like little white houses with big stained-glass churches and prefer to do their killing with looks and words…

— Ted Dekker

“Humanity is a good thing. Perhaps we can arrange the murder of a sizable number of people to save it.”

— Kenneth Patchen

“If I were you, I would never tell ugly stories about ingenious ways of killing people, for you never can tell but that someone…

— F. Marion Crawford

“No offense, but it seems like the whole point of civilization is to get someone else to do your killing for you.”

— Mark Russell

“but the crime is more important than the punishment. I enliven all of me in my happy instinct for destruction.”

— Clarice Lispector

“The best thing about killing is nothing can compensate the damages one makes.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Nowadays, I try not to destroy people unless I am at least 90% sure that they deserve it.”

— Rahul Kanakia

“I don't know about you, but I say we shoot the fuckers, bury the bodies and deny they were ever here." - Mordecai”

— Lora Leigh

“I should fancy, however, that murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.”

— Oscar Wilde

“Vengeance,” Pino said calmly, feeling weirdly out of his body. “Italians believe in it, mon général. Italians believe bloodshed is good for the wounded…

— Mark T. Sullivan