I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.” — Jim Moorman Copy Share Image
“Why did men have to ruin everything? The answer was simple, she supposed—because foolish women gave them the chance” — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
“He had the gift of the gab and could sell sand to Arabs. Hell, he could sell a bag of dildos to… — matthew bracey Copy Share Image
“Whoever said that money didn't buy happiness was a damn fool. A damn fool who'd never been poor.” — Tom Cooper Copy Share Image
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“You couldn’t just tell an octillion atoms to drop whatever they were doing, rearrange themselves into a completely new configuration and do… — Jester Bobbity Copy Share Image
“Are you okay?" Kelly cried. "I shot dinner," Nick said. Kelly snorted. "Look, Hannibal, you can shoot back if they 're shooting… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“If Shane had learned one thing, it was to never tamper with a firecracker during an explosion. That stood double when applied… — Kimberly Krey Copy Share Image
“My quietness is a consequence of my deeply entrenched nihilism. I don’t believe there is any real value in my or anyone… — Emily R. Austin Copy Share Image
“But Vivien wasn't being given the chance to sow her wild oats. Speaking from a point of authority, it's best to get… — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
“Today is the very busy day of the year as I am working really hard to create some rules for the new… — Atlas Gondal Copy Share Image
“It's more like how some people can't help but bring out the not necessarily righteous parts of your personality. Like how you… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
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“The bus I am riding on must be on its way to a garbage convention. Never before has a more rancid assemblage… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“Christian swiped the keys from my hand. "Maybe the fates want us to take the car home. Why do I have a… — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
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“In movies, we are accustomed to seeing handsome actors. It's so commonplace on the screen, large or small, that we barely note… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“Hopefully not another employee stealing credit cards, Brooke mused. Or any sort of headache-inducing “oops moment,” like the time one of the… — Julie James Copy Share Image
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“There's always room for a unicorn in my life. (i.e. fantasy and imagination)” — Renata Ammazzini Copy Share Image
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
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“There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids.” — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“A meeting is a collective tacit confession of participants’ unwillingness to work.” — Pawan Mishra Copy Share Image
“What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit.” — Gish Jen Copy Share Image
“A coalescence of verbose convolution, veering on imperceptibility, impinges upon a plain proclamation an apparent profundity.” — Kevin Focke Copy Share Image
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