Humorous-quotes Quote by Gish Jen

“Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast?”

— Demetri Martin

“We met every morning, still bearded with toast crumbs from our continental breakfasts.”

— Karen Russell

“They were tucking into big plates of bacon and eggs”

— Joseph Delaney

“I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread.”

— Jim Butcher

“It's bacon. How can anything in the world seem bleak when one is eating bacon?”

— Julia Quinn

“Even though the whole world had slid of its axis. Breakfast was breakfast. How dare it be?”

— Neal Shusterman

“Conquered by breakfast foods. A new kind of pathetic.”

— Amy McNamara

“Breakfast was the full whammy: eggs, rashers, sausages, black pudding, fried bread, fried tomatoes. This was clearly some kind of statement, but I couldn't…

— Tana French

“Breakfast isn't breakfast without breakfast.”

— Laura C Goodwin

“Which does a man prefer? Bacon and eggs, or worship? Sometimes one, sometimes the other, depending how hungry he is.”

— Margaret Atwood

“My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the…

— Varsha Bajaj

“He seemed to swallow the lie I fed him. I hope he’s not still hungry. If he is, I’ll give him the illusory dessert…

— Jarod Kintz