Humorous-quotes Quote by Erma Bombeck

“Husbands were to be avoided in the pre-thirty years. There was always time for marriage and children; was the common refrain. You couldn’t give…

— Kristin Hannah

“You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and each Kid is another Nail.”

— Matt Groening

“the vast edifice of expectation and commitment that a marriage would pile on her.”

— Marius Gabriel

“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents any more.”

— Thabang Gideon Magaola

“So being single and childless had its merits. For dang sure.”

— Rebecca Flowers

“Marriage needed the absurdity of values.”

— Manu Joseph

“We knew marriage could be difficult in the same way that we knew there were starving children in Africa. It was a tragic fact…

— Jonathan Tropper

“There are trials and mistakes and even wars along the path of marriage.”

— Patti Callahan Henry

“On the whole she found erring children easier to deal with than their frantic parents, confirming her conclusion that marriage did strange things to…

— Miranda Neville

“I know I'll never marry, never risk bringing a child into the world. Because if there's one thing being a victor doesn't guarantee, it's…

— Suzanne Collins

“Just promise me you won't be one of those couples that stays together for the children, That only screws people up, including the children.”

— Jennifer Niven

“She was old to know that marriages were like children. They had lives of their own and didn't necessarily act the way you thought…

— Rebecca Flowers