“Truth like beauty seems to be in the eye and mind of the beholder.” — Helene Munson Copy Share Image
“The problem with the world is that no one knows how to shit anymore!” — Ambrosio Molinos de las Heras in Michael Paterniti's The Telling Room Copy Share Image
“It's easy to have high morals when you'd be safe naked in the middle of San Quentin Prison.” — Ed Williams Copy Share Image
“That's all you need? Easy. I love you.Okay? Want it louder?I love you. Spell it out schould I l-o-v-e y-o-u. Want it… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
“I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.” — Mark Jones Copy Share Image
“Mister if you want more to join,’ She said half-choked ‘you’ll have to put in the coin.” — Angelo Tsanatelis Copy Share Image
“despair all ye mortals,” he said in a voice of doom. “the mama approacheth” — Lexi George Copy Share Image
“I apply for a new job twice a week, every week. I am applying for the position of millionaire but so far… — Brian Randleas Copy Share Image
“And most of the time, when you're young and dumb - you know everything! Charles Freeman Lee bebop pianist and trumpeter” — Annette Johnson Copy Share Image
“Truth: last week I online shopped too much. Then I ate 2 pounds of jelly beans to feel better about that. In… — Anna White Copy Share Image
“When you're twenty-one, life is a roadmap. It's only when you get to twenty-five or so that you begin to suspect you've… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The lemons life gave me are stored in a basket. Judgmental people provoke me to bake them into a whipped pie of… — L.A. Nettles Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you all have never been to Doveport? Our sister city across the sea?” “People don’t say… — Terrance Crawford Copy Share Image
“The job market, however, proved distressingly uncooperative. All of the local barista positions had been filled by more enterprising philosophy majors, and… — J. Zachary Pike Copy Share Image
“GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with… — Ken Poirot Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” Celaena lifted another piece of paper. “If His Pirateness can’t be bothered to clean for us, then I… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“A tall woman with ass-length, honey-blonde hair had entered the lobby and was barking orders at an entourage of men who toted… — Ana B. Good Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you what I think about your fucking rules ," he said, his voice dripping with venom as he pushed… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“...You agreed we would be fearless together. I’m gonna need you to keep your promise,” Haley said a little loudly. Falon’s office… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“She was walking toward the beauty shop when Shay came out the door moving fast. The first thing Jill noticed was Shay’s… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“Wow, holy cow, hubba hubba, gee whiz. That was some guy. Don’t tell me he’s your main squeeze!” “My what?” “Your honey.… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
“The bus I am riding on must be on its way to a garbage convention. Never before has a more rancid assemblage… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“Christian swiped the keys from my hand. "Maybe the fates want us to take the car home. Why do I have a… — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
“A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“Just because you consider yourself a genius does not mean you are smart” — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
“Pan Bilbo ho naučil i číst a psát — nic zlýho tím ovšem nemyslel a doufám, že z toho nic zlýho nevzejde” — Tolkien J. R. R Copy Share Image
“It's a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?!” — Martha Sweeney Copy Share Image
“She is deluded enough to assume that I could feel romantically for a person with a badly drawn dog tattooed to their… — Emily R. Austin Copy Share Image
“She meant to write: "Is Christy here yet?" Auto Correct turned it into: "Is crazy here yet?" For once Auto Correct got… — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
“Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous… — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
