Humorous-quotes Quote by Anonymous

Eternity is a ham and two people.

— Dorothy Parker

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

— Dorothy Parker

“An eternity in Heaven is not the same length as an eternity in Hell”

— Tobias Wade

“Eternity is to us as time, the age to come, the continuation, the manifestation, and perfection of our present and true existence.”

— Adolph Saphir

“‎"Eternity is without succession, a simultaneous possession of all joys. To those who live toward Eternity, it really is not something at the end;…

— Archbishop Fulton Sheen

What is eternity? You're on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They…

— Emo Philips

“While life on earth offers many choices, eternity offers only two: heaven or hell. Your relationship to God on earth will determine your relationship…

— Rick Warren

I am not eternity, but a man; a part of the whole, as an hour is of the day.

— Epictetus

All at Once Is What Eternity Is.

— Kenneth Patchen

Eternity is the Absolute present.

— D.T. Suzuki

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

— Anonymous

Eternity's a terrible thought

— Tom Stoppard