Funny Quote by Terrance Crawford

“Echolalia is a mental disease which makes people immediately repeat things that well people around them say. But Billy didn’t really have it. Rumfoord…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Billy [Ray] is a preternatural enthusiast. He would say things to me like, "Now, let me tell you about Episode 3." I'm a big…

— Matt Bomer

“Would you say, “Billy, be home by the time the Earth has rotated enough so as to occult the Sun below the local horizon”?…

— Carl Sagan

“No matter what his birth certificate said or didn't say, he was Billy Dent's son.”

— Barry Lyga

“Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon.”

— Mark Jackman

“It was if the devil himself had devised the perfect earthly torture for Lady Alicia Lawrence. “Now how will I occupy myself when I…

— Celeste Bradley

“Seriously man, shut it.” “Alright, alright. You’re the driver,” He raised his chip bag in toast, “My life is in your hands.”

— Finn Eccleston

“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.”

— Mark Jackman

“Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case.”

— Carla H. Krueger

“(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh**”

— Gena Showalter

“My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don’t get me wrong, the Big…

— Mark Jackman

“Oh for Christ sakes. Ay carrumba, chimichanga. I have no idea what you’re saying, but shut your pretty pie hole.”

— Cristin Harber

“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The hamster generates…

— Mark Jackman

“Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.”

— Mark Jackman

“Greg turned around, shooting laser beams though the most disappointing sperm he’d ever unleashed.”

— Aron Beauregard