Humorous-quotes Quote by Kat Kruger

Capture of a wild animal is invariably traumatic.

— Jane Velez-Mitchell

“On many occasions animals are not so much trying to hurt us as giving us a mere rebuke or warning. The trouble is, a…

— Lee H. Whittlesey

“In theory, when yoou're done with training, you should be able ot kick a hole in a wall or eknock out a moose with…

— Cassandra Clare

“We live in a world in which it’s conventional to treat an animal like a hunk of wood and extreme to treat an animal…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“Only wild animals harm each other.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“When was the last time anyone in these parts had been attacked by a bear or a mountain lion? It was possible, but not…

— Josh Lanyon

“To catch a wild animal, you need not just to be courageous and wild, but wise and calm as well for any wild animal…

— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.”

— Tom Upton

“Bears are often vicious animals. I’m not too worried, however, since pretending to be dead is your best defense against them. It’s how I’ve…

— Logan Ryan Smith

“They laugh at this, the idea that one might keep herds of friendly deer or elk that walk happily to their slaughter whenever it's…

— Joseph Boyden

“The most dangerous, poisonous and ferocious animals are only humans.”

— Amit Abraham

“fighting off many creatures that you’ve probably read about in your stories: giant boars, bears, wyverns, phoenixes, cows. In the wilderness, everything will try…

— Virlyce