“I'm apparently in love with a thirteen-year-old who makes lewd sex jokes in public, shamelessly plays footsy with me under the table… — Daryl Banner Humorous-quotes Copy Share Image
“Growing up is terrifying. When you’re young, you have this feeling inside of you that you’ll eventually get the chance to do… — Daryl Banner Life Copy Share Image
“The maybe-twenty-year-old face in the mirror is one I should probably recognize since it's my own, but I don't. She had eyes… — Daryl Banner Left hand Copy Share Image
“But people are so determined to fit everyone into a box with a nice, easily grasped, perfectly defined label. It helps them… — Daryl Banner Black white Copy Share Image
“Time. That was always the problem, wasn’t it? Running out of it. Having too much of it. Waiting for it. Cursing it.… — Daryl Banner Reminisce Copy Share Image
“I’m as flirty as a spatula. And there’s nothing sexy about a spatula.” — Daryl Banner Copy Share Image
