Humor Quote by Gitty Daneshvari

“Why was the mother flea so unhappy? A: All her children have gone to the dogs!”

— Uncle Amon

“My grandmother say you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas. A hard head makes a soft behind. Life is like a…

— Cupcake Brown

“My mother is very like William Blake, she has visions and dreams and she cannot always distinguish a flea's head from a king. Luckily…

— Jeanette Winterson

“It was the first time he'd persuaded a girl into bed by mentioning the possibility of fleas.”

— Karen Chance

“I opened my mouth to exclaim about the puppies. They were beauty and joy and innocence made of flesh and fur, in an ugly…

— Kelly Milner Halls

“Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening,…

— E.A. Bucchianeri

“The dogs were really keening now, like Irish widows.”

— Thomas Keneally

“When you lay down with dogs,you get fleas.”

— Jean Harlow American Actress 19111937

“Nice people like them by children like him and raise them as pets. But he didn't want to be a pet today.”

— John Elder Robison

“Somehow I knew that puppies were meant to leave their mothers.”

— W. Bruce Cameron

“In the main, it counsels yielding to celibacy, which is exactly as sensible as advising a dog to forget its fleas.”

— H.L. Mencken

“that the doll's house belonged to said: "I will get a doll dressed like a policeman!" BUT the nurse said: "I will set a…

— Beatrix Potter