Humorous-quotes Quote by Barbara Taylor Bradford

“Never underestimate the importance of what a woman says in bed. It's one of the few places they will tell you exactly what they…

— Karen Hawkins

“You saving it for marriage?” I ask She tilts that proud little chin up and scoots away from me a bit. “Maybe I am.”…

— Brill Harper

“I never set out to be a one-night-stand kinda woman. I want to be sure, if I have sex with you, that it's because…

— Charlaine Harris

“Yeah. Think I'll have to pass on the sex, though.” “We don't have to have sex just because you're staying the night.” “Oh! I…

— Lina Andersson

“A gentleman doesn’t talk much about the taxes he paid, or the women he sleeps with.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Are you serious? What the hell does any man want from a woman? You’ll pay on your back”

— Meghan March

“Mind, I congratulate you. You jumped me to sex, translated it to aesthetics, and ended with sour grapes. How dishonest can I be? And…

— John Steinbeck

“You know how you can tell the worth of a man? See how happy he makes the women around him.”

— Jaden Skye

“But besides, I haven't the time, I'm too busy trying to see that you don't lose any of the money I married you for.”

— Dashiell Hammett

“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of otherthings if you…

— James Baldwin

“And for the record, there are plenty of women I haven't slept with." Several sets of eyes turned on him in disbelief. Geez.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I don't take checks, but I do accept most forms of foreplay and sex as payment.”

— Gail McHugh