Humorous-quotes Quote by Elizabeth Jane Howard Download Open image ““The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.”” — Elizabeth Jane Howard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous-quotes Television-quotes
You often forget, because you're so inside it, that television has power. — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
“Somehow, television made behavior that you would go out of your way to avoid in real life into something fascinating.” — Jean Thompson Copy Share Image
“The main purpose of TV, to make you believe in everything you see around you, is real. And then, direct you, by using your… — VicDo Copy Share Image
“A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.” — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you'll have a decision to make when it comes… — Angus T. Jones Copy Share Image
“I feel guilty because for a long time I didn't allow myself a television, and I used to drop that fact in conversation to… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
“If you have time to watch TV, you have time to work on your dreams and change your life” — Bruce Van Horn Copy Share Image
“It’s liberating to not have a TV. Television sucks so much life out of our lives. It takes our money, our time, our attention,… — Joshua Fields Millburn Copy Share Image
“TV. It’s like if you’re not on it, you don’t exist. The single most pernicious idea in our culture.” — John Sandford Copy Share Image
I grew up not watching TV and I enjoy TV but it kind of takes my brain away from me. — Hilary Hahn Copy Share Image
“TV demands so little of us. It anesthetizes our worried minds and breeds mental laziness.” — Steve Whigham Copy Share Image
“Why do these big old country houses always have family portraits in the dining room? Do you really want to eat with someone's gloomy… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty. — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Sex on a rainy afternoon is like getting all the gloom and wetness to go away for a while. And afterwards you don't even… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“It seemed awful that the only things she knew about him were those that made him miserable.” — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.” — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Charity couldn't bring herself to cry on Lady Beddington's shoulder -- not until after she'd mopped up a plate or two of spaghetti with… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo -- and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn't help doing likewise.” — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Sir Humphrey's stories about Africa made Charity feel exactly like one of his stuffed trophy heads -- lifeless and glassy eyed. The only difference… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty. — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past. — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love?” — Christy Pastore Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“It’s a vampire cabal and I’m feeling like the odd human out…or lunch.” — Heather McVea Copy Share Image
“I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
