Humor Quote by Stacey Kade Download Open image ““Sorry, maybe this is the head injury talking, but … what?”” — Stacey Kade ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Head Injury Humor Humorous-quotes
“Alex watched the severed head fall and the body slump over. 'I'm not reattaching that. Just FYI.” — Lynn Viehl Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry. Let me help you with those.” I stood up quickly and began to pick up the books she was carrying; she just… — Sophie Wilkinson Copy Share Image
“Charlie tried to focus on what she was saying, but his head felt packed with gauze. Like no one could reach him in here,… — Garth Risk Hallberg Copy Share Image
“You’ll be okay, Eila. You are stronger than you think,” he said, a tad too serious. I nodded drunkenly. “I am still worried though,… — K.R. Conway Copy Share Image
“I’m not great at talking to people. I have all these thoughts bunching up inside my head and then they come out like a… — Roland Merullo Copy Share Image
“I stared at him. Then I asked, “Are you saying the minor injury you were mentioning was a pizza box burn?” “Yep,” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“The look on his face was heartbreaking. He was hurting because I was, and he had no idea what to do or say to… — Kelly Oram Copy Share Image
“What’s up?” I said. “Nothing.” “I mean what’s wrong?” “My leg is broken.” “Yeah, I noticed.” — M.H. Herlong Copy Share Image
“He walked in and fell to his knees in front of me. “I’m so sorry, Abby. I’m sorry,” he said, wrapping his arms around… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“She put her hands over her face. Ah crap. What do I do now? Do I say something, do I not say something? I… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The trouble with rules, though, is that you'll always be tempted to break one- for the right reasons, due to unavoidable circumstances, because it… — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“Reginald, the dog-bear," I repeated. "Or bear-dog," she reminded me. "That's terrible," I said in mock solemnity. "He's already not sure what he is-… — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“At least I graduated," he muttered, stabbing the key in and unlocking the door. I sucked in a breath. "I think dying was a… — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“I hate this hypothetical guy already. He's probably taller than I am.” — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“She shrugged and flipped her glossy hair behind her shoulders. "What else do you have to do with your time besides think about stuff… — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“I couldn't figure out how the system worked. And maybe that was the point. If you aren't sure how it works, it's a lot… — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“There's always that one thing, right? A particular action that is your own personal line in the sand. The nuclear threat you keep in… — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“It might have been my human side clamoring for blood, or my alien side looking for a chance to exercise strategic dominance over a… — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“My mouth fell open, and I swear, I got chills. He’d actually done it. He’d told his mom no. Somewhere along the line, Will… — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“What is that phrase the kids use today? Oh, yeah. You’re his bitch, his spirit-world bitch” — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“Not five minutes after Alona had vanished through the far wall of my bedroom, my mom had poked her head in my room to… — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“What are you doing, meditating?" "No, I'm trying to calm down so I don't kick your ass," she said through clenched teeth.” — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
