Being funny Quote by Bob Newhart Download Open image “You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.” — Bob Newhart ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being funny Funny Maybe Stop Truth
You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're… — Auberon Waugh Copy Share Image
Look at a truth in a situation, keep it real, don't try to get a laugh at the expense of your story. — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best thing you can do is keep your mouth shut an your eyes open. The truth always comes out in the end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
The truth is the truth is the truth. And as long as you tell the truth, you'll be okay in the end. — Don Lemon Copy Share Image
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
You're lying because you don't want me to know the truth, I'm sad to say; I know the truth and I couldn't care less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
When I was off TV, people would ask me to please come back, which I think was their way of saying, 'There's nothing out… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I just made the decision that I was going to try comedy, and if didn't work, then I knew it didn't work. Then I… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
The reason I'm a psychologist is based in part on my telephone routines. Much of my humor comes out of reaction to what other… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
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If you don't follow the stock market, you are missing some amazing drama. — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
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It is a difficult thing to like anybody else's ideas of being funny. — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
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Thing is, I'm a funny actor, but I'm not good at being funny. I'm going to ramble for a second: I'm an actor who… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
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