Believe Quote by Auberon Waugh

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

— Anonymous

If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

— Oscar Wilde

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

— Billy Wilder

A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always…

— Jill Abramson

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

— Bob Newhart

Most of the time, the truth is ugly and in your face! My observational brand of humor is very much all in your face!

— Erik Griffin

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

— Al Pacino

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.…

— Tom Waits

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

— Larry David

I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them…

— Sayed Kashua

Whenever it feels uncomfortable to tell the truth, that's often the most important time to tell it.

— Jennifer Lopez

I leave a lot out when I tell the truth

— Amy Hempel