Been Quote by Gary Larson

Sometimes I'm convinced that one day I'm going to draw the cartoon that offends everyone, and that'll be the end.

— Gary Larson

“It wasn't until the show was almost over that I figured out what it was: the crack above my David Onica that I had…

— Bret Easton Ellis

“Tomorrow would be a new day filled with uncertainty and very possibly danger, but right now all was right with my world. “Come on,…

— Robyn Peterman

“What are you doing?” I ask, holding onto the door handle. “I’ve got to move your car up the road a little so I…

— Emily Harper

All right. Tell me what I'm looking at." From the improvised Rolling Stones T-shirt bag tied to my sash, Bob the Skull said, in…

— Jim Butcher

“Jerking her blindfold back into place, he yelled, “Giddy-up!”                                      “They only say that in cartoons, you moron.”

— Cricket Rohman

“That one brown house still had that hole in its garage door splintering like a chewed cookie smile, the hole the exact size and…

— Tim Kinsella

Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon grave yard.

— Paul Simon

When a cartoon character randomly pulls out an object from behind them and you ask yourself: Where the hell did that come from?

— Anonymous

“He fakes a smile and then turns to unlock the door. I follow him inside; he stops me at the kitchen island. “I found…

— Laurie Faria Stolarz

“You know the way the world works?” Brian asked. It’s like that old Warner Bros. cartoon with Ralph the wolf and Sam the sheepdog.…

— Brian Alexander

“Leave your broom at the door...”

— Dawn Chartier