You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: "I joked about every prominent… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I arrived at my hut in Beverly Hills just in time to keep real estate men from plotting off and selling my… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Of course nothing is ever done about a [presidential] commission report, except, they say, once a man at the state prison for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more learned a man is,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image